TODAY this is what happened.
(starring Lee my Math Calculus Professor, Student A and B.)

Lee: what accidents do most people die from?
Student A: Car accidents.
Lee: no that's what most people wld say.
Student B: Toilet.
Lee: What? say again?
Student B: Toilet.

hahaha i almost died tearing when i heard this!
and Student B was really serious when he said that.
you can tell from his face, and his tone.
he is not trying to be funny and that's the funny part!
HE IS SUPER HILARIOUS.